Allie: Daddy, why is the pig bleeding and still standing up?
Jon: They are fixing to kill it so that they can eat it.
Allie: Oh, but no one eats horses.
Jon thinking to himself: They do here!
Gracie: And no one eats birds.
Jon: Chickens are birds.
Allie: Oh ya. But NOT cute little birds.
Tate: jingle bells jingle beeells jingle all the way oh what
Gracie: But NOT their heads.
Allie: And not their feet.
Jon: Allie, I have a picture of you eating a chicken foot. Remember, you liked it?
Gracie: But not their legs!
Jon: What do you think "chicken on the bone" is?
Tate: JINGLE BEELLS JINGLE BEEEELLLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
Allie: Okay, but NOT their heads!
Gracie: And NOT THEIR BOTTOMS.
Jon (snickering): That's right. No heads. No bottoms.